Piraeus

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el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

It's like my older brother doesn't have a sleep schedule
My mom just woke him up and it's 5pm
And when he went downstairs, I heard my little brother screaming

enemypancake2

is he a monster
he ate your brother

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Yeah he's a gremlin
He's back in his room now to sleep some more after devouring his meal

enemypancake2

the savage habitat of sophia's house

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

It's a jungle
I have to fight with them for scraps of food
I scavenge by licking crumbs from the floor

enemypancake2

EWWWW

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Well one of the competitors in my environment has been eliminated for good, as has been established. So it should be easier now to procure food.
Be happy.

enemypancake2

good
yes i'm happy.

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Though I may still wipe my finger along the trim of the floor, collecting stale specks and various hairs, like sucking Cheeto dust off your digits after finishing the bag, to get some extra calories in my stomach

xAurora

sophia do you ever stfu

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

No
It's needed.
Eating the microscopic crap left on the floorboards I mean.
It can't be a BAD thing.
You can't be cautious enough THESE days. With food prices getting higher and all.
Everyday, getting food is a quest.
I have to make the humble and long journey down the stairs, walk past the various enemies in my abode, participate in various kerfuffles... JUST TO SURVIVE!!!

enemypancake2

dude

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Brb

xAurora

thank god she's gone
something is wrong with her

enemypancake2

definitely

m1997

it's so sad how much she suffers

xAurora

STFU

m1997

have empathy for the needy

montauk joined

xAurora

i have no empathy for floor lickers

enemypancake2

hear hear
hello new person

xAurora

don't talk to emely lopez
no matter what you do

montauk

ok

m1997

we should mail bread crumbs to her so she can finally sleep with a full stomach

xAurora

you go and do that

vercingetorix

i will do it too

montauk

me too

enemypancake2

verc isnt it weird that she doesnt swear

vercingetorix

i don t think it s weird
she just doesn t like swearing
she thinks it s wrong

xAurora

she says weird shit and then doesn't swear because it's "wrong"
is she fucking 8 years old

m1997

im 8 years old

vercingetorix

don t make fun of her

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

I see some commotion is afoot.
All you enemies slandering my pure name will pay someday.

vercingetorix

hi sophia

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Sup.
I thought this country. And this server. Was about freedom to be who you want to be. Clearly that is not the case.

xAurora

kill yourself

vercingetorix

i like your la gaz lacrymogène pp

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

What?

vercingetorix

tear gas profile picture

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

OMG
Do you know Tear Gas???

vercingetorix

yes

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR THIS LONG AND WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT TEAR GAS???

m1997

wtf?
tear gas??

xAurora

sophia should get tear gassed

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

it's a series of kids movies that are really good

m1997

if they're kids movies why would they name em "tear gas"

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

You wouldn't get it.

vercingetorix

yeah you wouldntt understand

m1997

are they about teaching kids SWAT procedures

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

NO.

vercingetorix

yeah actualley

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Stop.
WAIT which ones have you watched

vercingetorix

all of them

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

BRO
WHICH ONES YOUR FAVORITE

vercingetorix

third

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS MY FAVORITE ONE TOO
I WAS ARGUING WITH PEOPLE THE OTHER DAY
THIS GUY THOUGHT 2 WAS BEST

vercingetorix

the people who like the 2ème are weird
they only hate movie 3 because it s a prequel
and they think the 1 is too popular

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

IKR
The first and third are best.
How did you find out about Tear Gas?

vercingetorix

it s pretty big here
it was made in france you know
everyone s seen it

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

WHAAAT

vercingetorix

they re all french animated movies
there are also comics
you rlly didn t know ?

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

NO.
This isn't fair
I've been into tear gas since I was like FIVE or something
No wait I swear my mom got me some tear gas merchandise for christmas when i was like even younger or something

vercingetorix

americans don t check wikipedia

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

FREAK YOU I GO ON WIKIPEDIA ALL THE TIME ESPECIALLY FOR TEAR GAS I SWEAR

vercingetorix

she said a bad word guys

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

FREAK IS NOT A BAD WORD

vercingetorix

how do freaks feel about that
you used it in such an offensive manner

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

IT'S A WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE FOUR LETTER WORD OF DARNATION I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

vercingetorix

im hurt . . im a freak

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

No... No You're Not... You're Perfect Just The Way You Are.

vercingetorix

really. .

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Just Kidding. You're Weird.

vercingetorix

: (

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

How much do you like tear gas??
Do you have any toys or posters or even the spinoff novels that are rly rly bad

vercingetorix

its one of my favorites
i have a poster yes
i dont think we have any novels
it would be weird if there were french novels translated into anglais but they were shitty kids spinoff bullshit
would not it be cheap er to write a new story ?
or maybe translators were cheap to hire 5 or 10 years ago
i had a figurine once but i lost it
this one kid had a costume of the space suits it was so cool
i was so jealous

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

BRO
THEY MAKE TEAR GAS COSTUMES THERE I CANT FIND ANY ON AMAZON
Can I Move To France

Braille

You wouldn't like it there
It's an evil, vile land

vercingetorix

says braille

Braille

I joke

vercingetorix

the costumes are super expensive
that kid was very rich and he got the most realistic one
or not realisti c since the movie are not real
it was true to the movie s

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Did it have like the wires and command panels and everything???

vercingetorix

yep

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

RIP.
I have two figurines

vercingetorix

nice
of who ?

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

One of Masoumi and the other is Hamath

vercingetorix

good choices

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Actually the masoumi one is supposed to be an action figure and she's got a huge flowing ponytail so you can play with her hair but
LMAO
My little brother was doing like an arts and crafts project when he was in like first grade and he had a bunch of glue on this piece of construction paper just sitting there in a puddle
And I was playing with the figure right but then I freaking dropped it
RIGHT INTO THE FRICKING PUDDLE
So basically all her joints are frozen stiff on the left side and the bottom of her ponytail is stuck
Functionally she is a figurine now instead of a figure and I keep her on my shelf
But sometimes I put her in the drawer when I'm too ashamed to look at her because I had been so careless when she really needed me...

vercingetorix

MDRRR

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

That drawer is dedicated just to her when she wants to go to her room
It's got like a little bed and everything

vercingetorix

BAHGAAHAHAHAHAH
YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE PLS SEND IT TO ME

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

No. That's wrong. It's HER personal space.
She deserves it after the disability I caused her.....

vercingetorix

. .
Ok i understand
im sorry masoumi

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

She says "it's alright."

vercingetorix

you should sue your little brother for health insurance damages

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

At the court of my bedroom desk. Where I am the judge, jury, and executioner.

vercingetorix

did you beat him for what he did

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

No I'd NEVER!
He was just little then and I was the one who dropped it
Even though HE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE A HUGE PUDDLE OF GLUE ON THE TABLE
I did try to blame him right after it happened
But I realized the error of my ways that day...

vercingetorix

tbh i am surprise you like tear gas so much
it has very ..
atheistique themes
you re catholic right?

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Yes
Wdym atheistique

vercingetorix

they make the religious characters very unreasonable
like masoumi is a good example

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Idk about that
she was just more impulsive and energetic than the others
that's probably why i like her so much
at the end of the movie she only made one bad decision in the heat of the moment

vercingetorix

madinah told her logically what to do and she didn t do it because the religion got in the way
the three main writers are very
ultra secular
even for me
they used to be semi famous on the news
even still i get clips of them appearing at protests sometimes
mdr
sometimes i think why it s called la gaz lacrymogène because they are at protest so much ahah
sorry if i made you sad or something cause you haven t typed in a bit
is masoumi your number 1 favorite character ?

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

Oh, It's Ok
YES I Think She's So Cool.
I was just playing on my practice pad for a second I wasn't sad.
All this talk about tear gas has me wanting to watch the movies again.
I'm going to make my little brother watch tg3 with me because he's NEVER SEEN ANY OF THEM

vercingetorix

that is a TRAVESTY

el.mundo.de.emely.lopez.2003

I.
KNOW.
he's like violently allergic to THE MERE MENTION of tear gas because they're for girls or something
I'm going to force him to watch it NOW. GOODBYE LITTLE PHONELINGS

vercingetorix

BYE

xAurora

fuck off

m1997

good bye